what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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sodamnrelatable:

 

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

the-woman-of-belgravia:

i-am-not-amused:

”Women don’t belong in sci-fi”

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”Women aren’t funny”

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”Nobody wants to see ensemble women comedies”

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”Women can’t write good action stories”

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”Women can’t direct good movies”

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”Women aren’t good authors”

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”Women can’t be action stars”

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

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troyesivan:

much better