Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
I can agree to this
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
parental figure: “sit like a lady”